Reflections on May Day

On this date in 1886, the American labor force displayed its collective strength by holding a strike in favor of the 8-hour work day. To commemorate this historic event, I too have taken the day off of work as a sign of unity toward my socialist brothers and sisters. For too long has the Man been holding us down. For too long has he required us to complete 40-page Integration papers! But, we will not take it any longer! Like Che and Castro and those brave workers from 120 years ago, we will fight! I'm not going to go to work today, and I'm going to finish my Masters Integration Paper, and I'm going to do a half-assed job at that! Solidarity!

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